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centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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(Source: yeigar, via tightvaginas)

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Michelle K., Some

(Source: larmoyante, via ofpotterandwho)

Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it.
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glaringfeline:

gookygox:

remove the word mildly, because if you’re truly triggered it’s beyond “uncomfortable” otherwise, THIS

YES! I do tag serious triggers but I’m not going to bend over backwards for every little detail in a post.

(Source: sickhypnotik)

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1 hour ago

facina-oris:

myth fashion

athena ;

                                         (requested by  )

(via vincecarters)

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

dangerhamster:

Homer and Lisa’s relationship is one of my favourite things ever. He spent this entire episode trying to convince Lisa that she was beautiful, and he insisted to Marge that he wasn’t just saying it as a father, he genuinely believed that Lisa was the most beautiful girl in the world. Not to mention the fact that this episode ripped the shit out of the idea of child beauty pageants and how the self esteem of girl’s is diminished in general.

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via hannibagel)

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hecallsmepineappleprincess:

I would not at all be surprised if Disney just said “fuck it let’s just turn Hollywood studios into arendelle and redo all the rides to fit frozen ” at the end of the summer.

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graceebooks:

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

graceebooks:

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

(via refrigeratorlord)

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5 hours ago

counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

(via twowandsandadrink)

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usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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horsemannumber0:

sweetpretending:

rakeeshsorrel:

megustamemes:

[TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0]

I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.

australia; spot on. 

America; 1000000000000000000000% accurate.

(via twowandsandadrink)

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